Sunday, May 13, 2007
The Secret Of Life
There is a new book unleash recently, Road to Freedom: Ancient Secret, Master the ancient secret within.
Personally the book have have changed my life. It is something that we have failed to see, ancient master, legends and shaman have used it ! why don't we used it to change and create our own future?
CLICK THE LINK FOR YOUR NEW LIFE AHEADS, Guarranteed!
The Secret !
Sunday, April 1, 2007
How to Tie Your Shoe
Saturday, March 17, 2007
Cupid Love Seats, Lover Seats
What will they think of next? A cupid angel or a halo by the seats? well i think the most comvenient ways to do it is just to tie both love bird to their seats and maybe only after certain hour untie them! he he, sund cool eh? or maybe if you are having a hard time communicating with your gf or bf, just ask for a date at one of these restaurant , and at the same time ask them to handcuffed both of you to the seat, maybe a great ideas for the police or the manufacturer of a handcuff?
what do ya think?
smiley don quixote says; this innovation deserve a 4 star?
Note:Smiley Email, Funny Email, Stupid Email is a compilation of world funniest email compilations based upon author email, which author receive in his inbox, so here is what's pop up in my email which i am sharing with you all folks! enjoys
Smiley Email, Innovative ads, Folgers
Smiley Email, Funny Email, Stupid Email is a compilation of world funniest email compilations based upon author email, which author receive in his inbox, so here is what's pop up in my email which i am sharing with you all folks! enjoys
A print of a cup of Folgers coffee was placed on top of manhole covers in New York City, USA. Holes on the print allows the steam to come out. Wordings around the cup reads 'Hey, City That Never Sleeps. Wake up." from Folgers
It seem folger have found he perfect man hole for his ads, plus the stim coming from the sewer, we just hope crocodile does not seek to advertise the same ways as folgers since it will definately , bring out the sewer rats or better yet, the legendary crocodile or alligator in the sewer legends?
Funny eh?
what do you think?.
Sunday, February 25, 2007
An Apple A Day is Replaced By An Ipod MP3
Bewildered he approaches the boy and saw something attached to his ears and thru it seem the origin of the noise!
My dear boy Don Quixote cried" may i intrude on your privacy?
The boy was in a trance like manner! he seem possess by a demon, the demon is the Apple thingy.
Don Quixote look around him! Is there any priest abound that may expelled this demon?
Alast with no priest abound, Don Quixote ripped the boy from the demonic apple and demanded that the boy remain calmed.
The boy turns to rage: An Old Man dares to touched his prized apple! By all means this is ridiculous!
Now its Don Quixote turn to run amoks, he decided to trade with the boy a green apple, by all means this is an uproar, An Apple a Day keeps the doctor at bay, yet this boy is savouring a white apple!
Kudos to Apple and Ipod,
Don Quixote De La Blog - Preface
Web surfer, Thou may believe me without emailing me, as this blog is the brain child of a mad man, i am not the fairest or the handsomest, the css savy or html savy? of the FTP savy, yet just like Johnny Depps? Are you savy enought to read this blog of Don Quixote of De La Blog From the World Wide Web?
But ponder ye may, i could not help my self to tell you the tale of what has happen in the World Wide Web?
The World Wide Web is a jungle of information, a battle of programmer , wits and classy sentence? Ohh what are we to do to a simpletons like me? ahh wonder ye may?
But i have found my trusty servant Sancha Blogger, and I seek the Fairest of all search engine which is Google?
So join me in my quest....
To Lady Google Of The World Wide Web
Ohh fairest Google, Could it be?
I have fallen in love with you?
Could your heart also long for my web sites?
Ohh if only i could acquire your attention
Of all the myriad spiders and robotic algorithm that you deployed?
Know ye that i am a knight of the world wide web,
ISP is my steed and the mouse is my carrier,
I shall triumps over million of others
So lend me your ranking, so others will be envious of me:)
For if thou does not ranked me and list me as no 1,
I shall walk to the deepest matrixes of the World Wide Web,
and i shall seek the white hats or the black hats of Crafts to win your hands!
Ahh lady Google, how million have fallen to their knees to ask your hands in marriage?
Perhaps a Vodoo Witch might do the trick?
Note : This Sonnet is For all those out there that are trying to earns the dime and the hope of 6 figure income from Google?
Saturday, February 24, 2007
Don Quixote De La Blog- Preface
So welcome to my Tale of the present day.
DON QUIXOTE De La Blog
Day By Day Blog
Music: MP3
Choreography: Windows Notepads
Sets: Blogger
Costumes: Bogspot
Lights: LCD Screen
Prologue:
Sunday February 25, 2007
In his office Don Quixote de la Blog sits over his Note Book , Wondering what can he do , this Saturday night? With no girlfriend by his side, bored stupids, his mind ponders. Aha let me see what the network brings, Suddenly he decide to invade his office mate PC privacy, aha, let me see what kind of movie does he download? Maybe a tons of porno? X rated? Let see what is behind this man closet? Dam it a lot of anime and movies that he already saw! But what is this? V-For Vandetta? Gosh what type of movie is this,
With Nothing better to do he spend the next 2 hour watching the movie.
An interesting ones he might add!. Soon he believes himself called to be a hero: He appoint his trusty Search Engine : Sancha Google and tonight alas he will seek out his adventure to claim what the tyrants of the www have to offers
Act 1: See You Tomorrow