Sunday, February 25, 2007

An Apple A Day is Replaced By An Ipod MP3

Don Quixote walks into a cafe recently, he bargaines with the stall owner for a few green apple, yet as he was doing this, he was taken aback by a loud noice from a passer by? What on earth is this ruckus? Turning he saw a teenager holding an apple! but again it is no ordinary apple! It is an apple which have the colour like none, he ever saw before, the apple is white!

Bewildered he approaches the boy and saw something attached to his ears and thru it seem the origin of the noise!

My dear boy Don Quixote cried" may i intrude on your privacy?

The boy was in a trance like manner! he seem possess by a demon, the demon is the Apple thingy.

Don Quixote look around him! Is there any priest abound that may expelled this demon?

Alast with no priest abound, Don Quixote ripped the boy from the demonic apple and demanded that the boy remain calmed.

The boy turns to rage: An Old Man dares to touched his prized apple! By all means this is ridiculous!

Now its Don Quixote turn to run amoks, he decided to trade with the boy a green apple, by all means this is an uproar, An Apple a Day keeps the doctor at bay, yet this boy is savouring a white apple!

Kudos to Apple and Ipod,

Don Quixote De La Blog - Preface

The Author Preface!

Web surfer, Thou may believe me without emailing me, as this blog is the brain child of a mad man, i am not the fairest or the handsomest, the css savy or html savy? of the FTP savy, yet just like Johnny Depps? Are you savy enought to read this blog of Don Quixote of De La Blog From the World Wide Web?

But ponder ye may, i could not help my self to tell you the tale of what has happen in the World Wide Web?

The World Wide Web is a jungle of information, a battle of programmer , wits and classy sentence? Ohh what are we to do to a simpletons like me? ahh wonder ye may?

But i have found my trusty servant Sancha Blogger, and I seek the Fairest of all search engine which is Google?

So join me in my quest....

To Lady Google Of The World Wide Web

To Lady Google

Ohh fairest Google, Could it be?
I have fallen in love with you?
Could your heart also long for my web sites?
Ohh if only i could acquire your attention
Of all the myriad spiders and robotic algorithm that you deployed?

Know ye that i am a knight of the world wide web,

ISP is my steed and the mouse is my carrier,

I shall triumps over million of others

So lend me your ranking, so others will be envious of me:)

For if thou does not ranked me and list me as no 1,

I shall walk to the deepest matrixes of the World Wide Web,

and i shall seek the white hats or the black hats of Crafts to win your hands!

Ahh lady Google, how million have fallen to their knees to ask your hands in marriage?

Perhaps a Vodoo Witch might do the trick?

Note : This Sonnet is For all those out there that are trying to earns the dime and the hope of 6 figure income from Google?

Saturday, February 24, 2007

Don Quixote De La Blog- Preface



Each of us have a dream, we dream of happiness, we dream of living our most favourable character? Don't tell me you never imagine your self as a superhero? Deep inside we need to jolly forth either as a pirate of as Peter Pan. We dream of our forgotten Never Lands, We dream of the Lost boys, a pack of friends whom will never grows old, yet deep inside we know the dream is still boiling, so jolly forth my reader and joined me in my never land journey, and lend me you hand so i may sprinkle my fairy dust on you and you may fly with me and let all your worry past by!

So welcome to my Tale of the present day.

DON QUIXOTE De La Blog

Day By Day Blog

Music: MP3

Choreography: Windows Notepads

Sets: Blogger

Costumes: Bogspot

Lights: LCD Screen

Prologue:

Sunday February 25, 2007

In his office Don Quixote de la Blog sits over his Note Book , Wondering what can he do , this Saturday night? With no girlfriend by his side, bored stupids, his mind ponders. Aha let me see what the network brings, Suddenly he decide to invade his office mate PC privacy, aha, let me see what kind of movie does he download? Maybe a tons of porno? X rated? Let see what is behind this man closet? Dam it a lot of anime and movies that he already saw! But what is this? V-For Vandetta? Gosh what type of movie is this,

With Nothing better to do he spend the next 2 hour watching the movie.

An interesting ones he might add!. Soon he believes himself called to be a hero: He appoint his trusty Search Engine : Sancha Google and tonight alas he will seek out his adventure to claim what the tyrants of the www have to offers

Act 1: See You Tomorrow